Tag Archives: smoking

Smokers: Different types

New Smoker by Tom NashNon-smokers may be unaware of this fact (it is hard to see what us lowly addicts are doing from up on those pedestals) but there are actually different types of smokers, just like there are different brands that we prefer to shorten our lives with.

Here are a few:

The newbie
Easy to spot as they hold their cigarettes like a robot and look like they’re performing oral sex when they take a pull.

The ponce
You get two different levels of ponce:
Continue reading