Some of the usual suspects at these weekly meat-markets include:
Monthly Archives: December 2010
Drivers: Who to watch out for (Part Two)
More reasons to buy a bus pass:
Drivers: Who to watch out for (Part One)
If you drive, and indeed if you don’t but have eyes and have travelled in a motor vehicle of some description, then you’re probably aware of certain characteristics particular drivers exhibit.
The indicator denier
Education: Bachelor’s Degree mainstays (Part Two)
More of the usual suspects that lurk on campus:
The repressed
This lot often come from deeply religious backgrounds or are the children of clergyman.
During Fresher’s Week they will discover the delights of sex, drink, drugs and partying. For the rest of their degree they will attempt to:
a) shag their way through as much of the student population as possible.
b) snort or smoke (or snort and smoke) their way through every substance they can get hold of.
c) party to the point of hospitalisation.
d) all of the above.
The mystery
Throughout your degree, mentioning this person’s name will receive a chorus of ‘How have they not been kicked off the course yet?!’
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Education: Bachelor’s Degree mainstays (Part One)
It doesn’t matter which university you attend (at the moment anyway- it could all change once the fees increase), you will ALWAYS meet at least one person that falls into the following groups:
The cultured ones
It could be that they quote Nietzsche at every opportunity. Maybe they boast about not owning a television. Or perhaps it’s their continual insistence that they are deep and spiritual because they’ve been travelling. It could even be the way they believe that lectures and seminars are actually just a conversation between them and the lecturer…
However they do it, just know that they are better than you. That’s all they really want you to know anyway.
The parish elders
These are the extra mature students in the class. It is easy to mistake them for the lecturer when they walk in on the first day, such is the air of experience and sage wisdom that surrounds them.
And boy are they willing to share that wisdom…
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